Posted on 12/16/2017 1:03:18 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper
SAN FRANCISCO -- Two unusual sea lion attacks in a San Francisco Bay cove led authorities to close the popular area to swimmers Friday as officials try to determine the reason for the aggressive behavior. The aggressive behavior is so unusual for sea lions that officials think the same animal attacked both swimmers, a park spokesman said.
A sea lion bit a man in the groin area Friday as he swam in the waters off San Francisco Maritime National Historic Park, park spokesman Lynn Cullivan said. It was "a very serious bite," and the man was taken to a hospital, he said.
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He just thought the man had a sea biscuit in his pocket!
“...officials try to determine the reason for the aggressive behavior.”
Too much homeless human feces and urine in their water, you would be pissed too.
“Really honey, that is not from a hooker, that is from a, a,........Sea Lion!! I swear!”
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What have San Franciscans been doing, that would cause the sea lions to retaliate against their groins? Or was the sea lion just trying to catch the gerbil?
It’s very obvious; these sea loins are protesting global warming and Trump’s decision to recognize Jerusalem as Israel’s capital.
Great punishment for these sexual predators in public office. Treading water in San Francisco bay with a Mackrel in your trunks.
They are rising up because they just found out the illegal allien was shooting at them.
Good idea. You should be in charge of the penal system. Or penile system, as the case may be.
“Rise up, sea life. I want the Walrus and ise up, sea life. I want the Walrus and...”
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Coo coo cachoo...
Maybe the sea lions are gay and nipping at the nads is their way of showing interest.
Did they use clubs?
Where was his sister and was there any cheese involved?
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Yeah . . .
Time to bring in the Orcas to kick some sea lion butt.
♩ 'what did they do before the automobile?
Indians rode horses and Eskimos rode seals ♩ ....
Tastes like chicken? ...
Angry sea lion
https://youtu.be/CQQz2ecYIis
Surfers chased from water by angry sea lions
https://www.grindtv.com/surf/surfers-chased-water-angry-sea-lions-video/
human-induced trauma to wild animals
http://www.montereyherald.com/article/NF/20171208/NEWS/171209822
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