[Hat-Trick]

Tonto, twitter trolling Felonia Von Pantsuit (trademarked name by Col. Kurt Schlichter) like a true professional:

[poconopundit]

Hey Hillary, tell you what. We're gonna put you on that USNS Comfort, but the Captain is going to sail to Haiti instead of Puerto Rico.

That way, the millions of people in Haiti can show their appreciation for what you did to help them during the earthquake.