“But ALL the decent men I’ve dated are really opposed to open relationships, while the men I’ve slept with who say they fancy the idea don’t ever stick around long enough for the “relationship” part of an open relationship.”
Try reversing the sexes on that statement, and see the SJW outrage:
“But ALL the decent women I’ve dated are really opposed to open relationships, {and keep pestering me for a ring before they’ll sleep with me}, while all the women I’ve slept with who say they fancy the idea don’t ever stick around long enough for the “relationship” part of an open relationship.”