Posted on 09/07/2017 10:27:03 AM PDT by Sopater
A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help.
The story appeared on a crowdfunding page, set up by the University of Bristol student.
(Excerpt) Read more at bbc.com ...
Well, all things being equal, I’m sure she has a giant vagina. I can hear it echoing in her cigarette-drenched, Tri-State Area accented voice.
A Live Leaker outs himself. ;)
That reminds me of a buddy that was in the Army. He was serving in West Germany at the time. He took this German girl out on a date. They were driving along and she said pull over. She got out squatted down in the ditch and took a dump right there with the traffic going by.
Must’ve been a very firm stool to survive a dousing and then being hurled out a window. Just sayin’.
Petite femme with grande poo
Hopefully the guy won’t take “the plunge.” I can see this relationship swirling down the drain.
WHAT?.... I click on a link (not even identified as Live Leak) provided by Berlin Freeper an now, by YOUR measure, I'm suppose to be embarrassed, hang my head in shame, remove myself from the gene pool! Your sarcasm/humor is only firing on one of eight cylinders.
Some advice: you should go to Live Leak an pull up some old Seinfeld shows to see how comedy works......put some clean under pants on an get out of Mom's basement for a change!
She’s prolly one of those idiot “wipers” that uses half a roll to wipe.
A proper diet and quality TP you can wipe with 2 or 3 double-folded sheets.
Fake news....women don’t do that. Only men.
>>>A proper diet and quality TP you can wipe with 2 or 3 double-folded sheets.>>>
Hilarious.......:)
KATYA: It is amazing after years of training how one can contort one’s body. Of course, it is only useful in gymnastics.
A Marine told me not to eat fish at a certain restaurant as they serve “wrinkle neck brown trout” (caught them from a very unclean river behind the place). Took me a second to get it but pretty funny.
“She’s prolly one of those idiot “wipers” that uses half a roll to wipe.
A proper diet and quality TP you can wipe with 2 or 3 double-folded sheets.”
Maybe if you ate the half roll. Self wiping diet, LOL.
Guilty as charged. Im an LLer to the bitter end.
“She heaved it through the bathroom window
Projected was the steaming poo
Now it’s stuck upon the mullions
She could sh!t but she could not lob”
You constipated people kill me. Sheryl Crow, is that you?
“A woman who threw her poo out of her date’s toilet window....”
My toilets don’t have windows. Is it so you can watch the poo go down? Do they open? Why would you want a window in your toilet to open?
So, she did retrieve the poo and handed it off to the guy who put it back in the toilet.
A date they’ll never forget.
In the old days, men used to look for wide hips in a wife -- good for childbearing, since children were needed to work the farm. These days, "eats lots of healthy fiber" is a plus.
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