Posted on 03/15/2017 12:37:56 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
Beware the Ides of March, President Trump — the moonbats are planning to deluge you today with … postcards.
I know, it sounds like fake news — very fake news, as Trump puts it — but apparently it’s true. Nothing else has slowed him down, so now the non-working classes are trying to set a world record for most pieces of mail delivered to a single person on one day, a million postcards.
Talk about lowered expectations. A little over four months ago, these pampered pukes thought they would soon be running the world. Now they’re reduced to scheming to get into the next edition of the Guinness Book of World Records.
Of course, the torrent probably won’t be what it might have been, had the storm not hit the Northeast yesterday. And how ironic is that — the snowflakes who so fervently believe in climate change couldn’t get to the Post Office because of all that global warming — in mid-March!
Al Gore could not be reached for comment.
According to reports, there’s been another problem with the alt-left’s postcard campaign. Many of the Bernie and Hillary fans seem clueless as to how to actually address postcards, or think they belong in envelopes. Then there’s the problem of buying stamps — does the post office accept EBT cards? And do illegal aliens, who get everything else for free, actually have to put stamps on their cards, just like citizens do?
In the meantime, here are some of the messages that will soon likely be arriving, scrawled in crayon, at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue:
“Dear Hitler: My cat Muffy has vanished. I know you and Vladimir Putin grabbed her! Give her back.”
“I had a nightmare last night. You were trying to make me get a real job after all these years. Stop the hate!”
“My dealer ran out of weed. This never happened when Obama was president, you bastid.”
“I used to think it was all Bush’s fault. Now I know better. You did it, you and the Russkies.”
“I am Muslim terrorist, I mean refugee. Cousin Dzhokhar told me I get free pressure cooker from Great Satan when I arrive. Where is it, infidel dog?”
“I just ran into Elizabeth Warren at the cheese shop and she gave me this postcard to send you, you big meanie.”
“For your information, all immigrants are wonderful people. Except your wife, of course.”
“Trump, you’re a fascist like, uh, like — hey dude, what’s a fascist?”
“I just got back from a March4Trump rally, where I sucker punched an old lady wearing a MAGA hat over the head with a tire iron. That’ll teach her to be so intolerant!”
“I’m so angry at you, Donald Trump, that I’m going to phone in another fake hate crime to Hold-It Healey’s fake-hate-crime hotline.”
“I knew Glenn Beck had your number when he put his face into that bowl of crushed Cheetos.”
Somebody used to say that liberalism was a mental disorder. Somebody was right.
“trying to set a world record for most pieces of mail delivered to a single person on one day, a million postcards.”
Wow. How many trees will be killed to make the paper for these postcards? I thought liberals care about the earth and all that crap? s/
Just box them all up and send them to recycle. Gotta save dem trees don’t ya know.
“.... Many of the Bernie and Hillary fans seem clueless as to how to actually address postcards...”
Well-the definition of a functional illiterate is, ‘a person who can’t address an envelope’
sadly the post office DOES accept EBT cards
Score another one for the economy.
That really is fake news. The postcards will be from Trumpettes!! I sent mine today...a nice thank you post card. There was a mass email going around for women who support DJT to send a postcard today. Done!
Dam leftist that’s really an eco-friendly small carbon footprint protest there...not
A woman who was in front of me in the line at our post office yesterday was mailing a stack (like 2 inches thick) of postcards. She was the only one there when I arrived and I noticed she had a Hillary sticker on her car.
President Trump has people that handle the Mail ,D’oh ,but the Post Office could use the money
Below is the text of an email I received from my local REPUBLICAN party.
Interesting, no? Got the email end of February.
So who copied who?
Trump Supporters, here is something to get on board with to make our voices heard!
Each one of us, every supporter, is asked to write one or more postcards and put them all in the mail on the same day, March 15th, well: you do the math.
Write one postcard. Write a dozen. Put your personal message on them.
President Donald J. Trump
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
look for snowflake residual and discard with extreme prejudice...maybe the wh should send them back with a pork pic and a bowl of wanna be lib tears..and a note saying..winning..you’re losing..
Like this:
How to do it:
1.) Get on the Southern Poverty Law Center's mailing list.
2.) Send heavy stuff to them in their self address postage paid envelope - this costs them money.
Why?
This costs them money. Every 1/2 pound you send costs them almost $2.00
What can be more fun than bankrupting your enemies?
Well. I got my postcard all ready to go tomorrow and I’m a
TRUMP supporter. It was supposed to indicate just how many
supporters TRUMP has for his MAGA. - Perhaps someone from
over at DEMOCRAT UNDERGROUND was just yanking our chains. I
don’t want to get out and “demonstrate” (how stupid I am),
so this was supposed to be an indicator of just how strong
his support was among us deplorables. - Which is it? Do I
mail my card or not?
Me too..it has a YUGE ..”PROUD TO BE AN AMERICA” sticker on it!!
Set a paper shredder next to the inbox to “recycle” these childish postcards.
Mine isn’t childish. It has a jet on the front of it! -
This, too, is going to backfire on the snowflakes. The
cards are from SUPPORTERS OF TRUMP. Too late. They
already sent them. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I'll bet the message won't be in Cursive, either.
Ordered from the Acme catalog, I assume.
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