I was going to say that most of the married men I know just wish their wives had an “off” button. The grass is always greener, I guess.
And who among us hasn't, at one time or another, pointed the remote control at your wife and pushed either the "off" button or the "decrease sound level button" ...
just hoping that the elves may have replaced the old remote with the long wished-for magic remote ...
Many men would even settle for a MUTE button. Sometimes its funnier without sound.