[BlueLancer]

"I was going to say that most of the married men I know just wish their wives had an “off” button."

And who among us hasn't, at one time or another, pointed the remote control at your wife and pushed either the "off" button or the "decrease sound level button" ...

just hoping that the elves may have replaced the old remote with the long wished-for magic remote ...

[21twelve]

I recall some comedian was complaining about his wife's non-stop talking.

Then EUREKA!

“So you know how I was complaining that my wife never stops talking. I JUST realized, I can be thinking of SOMETHING ELSE!”