Why I Married Myself These women dedicated their lives to self-love.

Cosmopolitan ^ | December 20, 2016 | Abigail Pesta

[C19fan]

On the rooftop of her Brooklyn apartment building this past spring, Erika Anderson put on a vintage-style white wedding dress, stood before a circle of her closest friends, and committed herself — to herself.

“I choose you today,” she said. Later she tossed the bouquet to friends and downed two shots of whiskey, one for herself and one for herself. She had planned the event for weeks, sending invitations, finding the perfect dress, writing her vows, buying rosé and fresh baguettes and fruit tarts from a French bakery. For the decor: an array of shot glasses emblazoned with the words “You and Me.” In each one, a red rose.

[C19fan]

These women need a cat lady start kit.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Just when I thought that Cosmo could not possibly dumpster-dive any lower...

[Jean2]

I doubt that any self-respecting cat would want anything to do with these idiots.

[GraceG]

[Snickering Hound]

[pabianice]

I can’t help wondering what Cosmo articles are about, like, “Give yourself GALACTIC orgasms without a partner!!”

[T-Bone Texan]

Cosmo: an insipid, puerile publication for female Low Info mouth breathers consumed with fitting in with other Low Info female mouth breathers.

After perusing Cosmo at 12 I lost a lot of respect for women.

[dfwgator]

If she has a copy of “Eat, Pray, Love”....run far, far away!

[wbill]

At least they didn’t discuss what happened on her honeymoon.

[Regulator]

That’s a riot.

My crazy cat lady-in-training wife died of laughter when she saw that!!

[wbill]

AS I comment to Mrs WBill on occasion.... They're written for women by women ....and they're about what men want.

Whenever an article makes it onto FR, I need to read it. Always good for a chuckle.

[euram]

why does this article conjure up that ever popular saying, “go f—k yourself”?

[richardtavor]

When the inevitable occurs (a painful divorce), who gets custody of the children, her Psychiatrist?

[I want the USA back]

Warning. if you find any issues of Cosmo at your new gal’s place, get the hell out!

[wbill]

(refraining from comment to not get banned.......)

;-)

[ConservativeDude]

LOL. Look at the “men” in the picture!!

[AU72]

As Woody Allen said, “don’t knock masturbation, at least it’s sex with someone you love”.

[NorthMountain]

and committed herself — to herself.

Certified psycho-witch. Better she do this, than drag some unsuspecting man into a toxic relationship (the only kind she's likely able to have).

[amnestynone]

This is one marriage you can easily get out of.

[Dr. Sivana]

As usual, a man beat these lib chicks to the punch by about a decade or more:



Not only did Dennis Rodman marry himself, he got to be the lucky bride!