"Christmas Shoes" (worst Christmas song EVER)
The Jackson Fives "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
and any version of "Mary Did You Know" (Of course she knew, Gabriel told her.)
Just one?
“Santa baby”
“Jinglebell Rock”
“I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”
There are others, but I do not want to risk getting an earworm....
“Christmas Shoes” - it was good when it first came out but way over-exposed (and I am a big Newsong fan).
Any version of “12 Days of Christmas” EXCEPT the Relient K version - they pound through it in about 3 minutes, even adding extra lyrics.
“Wonderful Chritmastime” by Paul McCartney. I’ve hated it since 1979.
‘Twas a fellow Freeper who turned me on to this gem a few years ago - Mind you, not the worst songs ever, just a very nice album of Christmas classics done up as surf music by a Korean band called “HE 5” The album is called “Merry Christmas - Psychedelic Sound” and was released in 1969.
While I haven’t found the whole album in one piece you can follow the links on the sidebar for the two cuts I’m posting here...
HE 5 -[7]- Jingle Bells - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqWgTKR0ppc
HE 5 -[8]- Auld Lang Syne (With a little James Brown)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLr912tUbl8
Enjoy !
But would you believe that I never listen to Christmas music on the radio? At least 90 percent of the Christmas songs they play over the radio - or in the shopping malls - is utter crap.
Here is just a sampling of my Christmas songs that you will never (or rarely) hear on the radio - all of them classics:
"The Christmas Song" by Angel
"Fairytale of New York" by The Pogues
"Spaceman Came Traveling" by Chris DeBurgh
"When Southern Bells Ring" by The Judybats
"Christmas Eve" by Blackmore's Night
"The Children of December" by The Slip
"I Saw Three Ships" by Sting
"Chasing Christmas" by SuperImposer
Just a tiny sample of what's out there. I've been collecting for over 30 years - I pretty much have it all. Except for most of the dreck you hear on the radio.
“Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart”......inane words.
Bruce Springsteen, Santa Claus is Coming to Town.
B) That stupid Elton John song.
C) That stupid John Lennon song.
I’ve just gotten so weary of “Feliz Navidad” and the “Drummer Boy”....