DNC Chair Assails Videos of Democrat Election Fraud [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 Oct 2016 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

The Democratic National Committee Chairperson Donna Brazile assailed videos from Project Veritas declaring that "these stolen tapes should not be permitted to be viewed by voters prior to the election. Posing as a Democratic Party intern for the purpose of secretly gathering inside information is just a lowdown dirty trick."

In a testy exchange with Fox News' Meagan Kelly, the DNC replacement for the previously disgraced Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, who was forced to resign after leaked emails revealed that she was leading an effort to rig the Democratic nomination process to benefit Hillary Clinton, Brazile attempted to divert attention from the content of the video expose´ by asserting that the manner in which the evidence was obtained "renders it inadmissible" and predicted that "no prosecutor will ever bring charges against the Democratic Party."

In the videos, Democratic "black ops" officials Scott Foval and Bob Creamer boasted of "paying mentally ill 'street crazies'" to instigate violence at Trump campaign rallies and carting around bogus voters to cast multiple ballots "in states with weak voter ID laws." Brazile contended that "the deception and betrayal of trust by Veritas' phony volunteers goes beyond anything that we have previously seen. Campaign practices that have enjoyed 50 years of success are now threatened with neutralization by O'Keefe's criminal trespass."

Brazile also argued that "the emails stolen and published by Wikileaks are, as Secretary Clinton pointed out in the debate, a conspiracy by the Russians and Trump to undermine the November election. These emails were confidential communications. Their misappropriation by a foreign government is evidence of the threat to our democracy that Trump and his co-conspirators represent. No reputable news outlet will participate in repeating these lies to the American public." She went on to forecast that "after she's elected, President Clinton will most likely instruct her Attorney General to root out these enemies and put them out of commission."

Ironically, in one of the leaked emails Brazile lamented "the despair of many Americans over the state of the economy. There are new jobs, but they are low-wage and part-time jobs. The economic stagnation that has hit this country puts President Obama, his policies, and his supporters in the Democratic Party in an extremely unflattering light that does not bode well for how voters may react when casting their ballots."

In related news, the 69-year-old Sharon Teeter who claimed that Trump supporter 73-year-old Richard Campbell punched her in the face at a rally earlier this year now "remembers" that "he might have brushed me accidentally." It seems that her memory was enhanced by her identification as a Democratic Party operative on the Veritas video of Foval calling her "one of our trained political activists."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/205716-2016-10-21-semi-news-semi-satire-october-23-2016-edition.htm

[John Semmens]

Because it’s basically true. The Dems’ media enablers aren’t showing the tapes. Sure, the videos have been seen by a few million on the web, but not by the tens of millions who get their “news” (propaganda) from the mainstream media.

[John Semmens]

Every week I write about 6 or so left-wing insanities. You can find the rest of this week’s batch here...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=230880.0

[higgmeister]

Thanks for the ping. It is impossible for me to tell the satire from the reality.

Hillary called Donna Brazile a buffalo janitor and I don't think she was referring to Buffalo, NY.

[Chode]

still can't tell whats truth and whats satire...