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Posted on 10/13/2016 8:45:03 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
CLASHDAILY EXCLUSIVE: Shocking report about predatory sexual behavior by Hillary! Many are saying Trump’s ‘grab them by the p*ssy’ comment makes him unfit for office. Will the Media (D) say the same for Hillary?
Dave Grigger, a grave digger from Lazbuddie, Texas has made the shocking claim that Hillary Clinton forced herself on him during an airplane flight from Austin to Lubbock, Texas in 1979.
Grigger told the Lazbuddie Herald, ‘Yeah man… I was just sitting there cleaning my fingernails … drinking a Coors Light … and then, BOOM! She was on me like stink on a monkey. Tryin’ to kiss me, licking her lips, and singin’ ol’ Marvin Gaye’s song, Sexual Healing! And She smelt like sardines and Caress bath soap. I’ll never forget that smell!’
Grigger went on to say he was, ‘traumaticized for life’ but he hasn’t said anything until now because ‘he doesn’t want Hillary becoming President and what not.’
There are no witnesses to Mr. Grigger’s story but he earnestly told the Lazbuddie Herald that, ‘He’s swears to baby Jesus it’s true.’
While we can’t actually confirm the allegations, they are just as credible as the ones being made about Trump.
Grigger told the Lazbuddie Herald, ‘Yeah man… I was just sitting there cleaning my fingernails … drinking a Coors Light … and then, BOOM! She was on me like stink on a monkey. Tryin’ to kiss me, licking her lips, and singin’ ol’ Marvin Gaye’s song, Sexual Healing! And She smelt like sardines and Caress bath soap. I’ll never forget that smell!’ .. While Singing ‘SEXUAL Healing’ On A Flight In ’79 (satire)
Grigger went on to say he was, ‘traumaticized for life’ but he hasn’t said anything until now because ‘he doesn’t want Hillary becoming President and what not.’
There are no witnesses to Mr. Grigger’s story but he earnestly told the Lazbuddie Herald that, ‘He’s swears to baby Jesus it’s true.’
While we can’t actually confirm the allegations, they are just as credible as the ones being made about Trump.
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It's OK though. According to James Comey, she only intended to fart. That makes all the difference.
Did she have a razor blade in her mouth!
Touche’
What Hillary does to men, they’re no longer around to talk about.
It is shocking that a man claimed this. A woman, not so much....
Funny! Thanks for the laugh!
Damn if this is not true! I was on the return flight the next day and damned if the same thing happened to me. She was on me like stink on catfish bait. I was horrified and not having much strength of character I submitted.
It was seared into my mind on that Christmas day. I had just returned from Cambodia serving under my great Captain John Kerry. Lazamataz as a young boy in the adjacent seat saw it all. I remember his plaintive voice screaming, “resist, resist, resist” but I was weak and at this point can not say more about the terrible carnage that wrecked my psych. I suspect seeing this incident is what made Laz what Laz is.
The Horror, The Horror, The Horror, Colonel Kurtz was there also. When we disbarked Colonel Kurtz came to me and said, “what the hell is wrong with you boy.
Thirty seven years of therapy has not eased my pain. I am a broken man! /S
Talk about taking one for the team. If this were real, this guy should get a purple heart.
This explains so much.
But not how you learned to make them magnificent briskets.
Didn’t Hillary molest a young boy??
I didn’t know it was satire, but I didn’t think lesbian Hillary would make a move on a man.
Reading this I was shaken to the core.
Especially if they were teenage girls at the time.
LMAO, come on now, you just spewed a great cup of coffee!
My sentiments exactly, now if it had been a woman...
“SHOCKING: Man Claims Hillary ‘Forcibly Kissed Him’..”
I thought at first it was going to be Bill.
“Sexual Healing” was released in 1982.
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