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Why I’ve Never Forgotten a Japanese Girl
Canada Free Press ^ | 10/10/16 | Dr. Gifford Jones

Posted on 10/10/2016 11:59:13 AM PDT by Sean_Anthony

Even expensive MRIs, designed to detect even minute spinal cord changes, are at times unable to diagnose the cause of pain

58 years ago I made an unfortunate decision. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong Japanese girl. But the problem was not what you’re thinking! Rather, I was in Tokyo, travelling with my wife and her parents. My father-in-law and I decided to experience a Japanese massage at the Imperial Hotel.

During the event a petite masseuse suddenly struck the side of my head with a hard blow. I swear to High Heaven I did not pinch her, and will never know why she acted this way. The following day I developed symptoms of injury to the ulnar nerve in my arm, and later neck pain. In recent years the neck pain has increased and is resistant to chiropractic treatment, acupuncture and massages. But what I learned as a result may help others with a similar problem.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: health; mri; spinalcord
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1 posted on 10/10/2016 11:59:13 AM PDT by Sean_Anthony
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To: Sean_Anthony
"Those early models had glitches...could never happen with my current technology..."

2 posted on 10/10/2016 12:02:46 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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...he went to the Wong tea house. Slap & Tickle, Shiatsu Combo. He mustuf rinked trice....BOOM.


3 posted on 10/10/2016 12:06:41 PM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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Good thing you weren't at Benihana, pal, she might have lopped something off.


4 posted on 10/10/2016 12:08:10 PM PDT by PLMerite (Lord, let me die fighting lions. Amen.)
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To: Sean_Anthony

Poor guy. I have a ruptured lower lumbar disc, so I kinda feel his pain, just not in the same place.


5 posted on 10/10/2016 12:09:19 PM PDT by To Hell With Poverty (When the going gets tough, Republicans have to GO PEE. -353FMG)
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To: Sean_Anthony

“My woman from Tokyo.... She makes me see....”


6 posted on 10/10/2016 12:09:48 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Young Japanese females just come off as having a screw loose.

I think it’s mainly the youth-obsessed culture that makes it fashionable to act and sound like some goofy anime character. I can understand if it makes some of them secretly psycho.


7 posted on 10/10/2016 12:11:54 PM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: Sean_Anthony

Are you sure your magic twanger was a twitchin?


9 posted on 10/10/2016 12:28:08 PM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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Gee, thanks for the ad. There aren’t enough on the internet.


10 posted on 10/10/2016 12:36:25 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: PLMerite

I preferred Gogo. She was actually Japanese, too.


11 posted on 10/10/2016 12:37:41 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: VanDeKoik

Pretty much my exact opinion.

If Oriental women are your thing, look elsewhere.


12 posted on 10/10/2016 12:40:48 PM PDT by Trump20162020
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Her name was Tanya, the Lotus Eater...


13 posted on 10/10/2016 12:44:05 PM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: Sean_Anthony

What a completely stupid article.

he never found out the source of his pain, never found out how to diminish the pain just found out decades later he still had pain.

do not read this article.


14 posted on 10/10/2016 1:28:38 PM PDT by gaijin
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I call BS. If he got clobbered by his masseuse, I am willing to bet that he was acting or speaking inappropriately. This is and has been a recurring problem in Japanese hotels over the years.

The era has when young pretty masseuses in Japanese hotels doubled as prostitutes has long gone, but a lot of westerners haven’t gotten the memo.


15 posted on 10/10/2016 2:23:36 PM PDT by Ronin (Blackface or bolt-ons, it's the same fraud. - Norm Lenhart)
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To: Sean_Anthony

Hmm. I thought the title was going to be Hillary talking about Yoko.


16 posted on 10/10/2016 2:25:54 PM PDT by Rastus (#NeverHillary #AlwaysTrump)
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AND they think it’s cheap!

Ridiculous!

“Cost me just a pack of SMOKES, back in th day..!”

Eh...I got news for ya...


17 posted on 10/10/2016 2:38:58 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: Ronin

He probably said something nasty.


18 posted on 10/10/2016 3:39:42 PM PDT by stellaluna
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To: PLMerite

Mucho caliente!


19 posted on 10/10/2016 3:41:49 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: stellaluna

Or perhaps he spoke in the ancient Boehner family dialect.


20 posted on 10/10/2016 4:20:25 PM PDT by RoosterRedux (An unidentified enemy is safe from defeat -- Maj. Gen. Patrick Brady)
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