h/t Travis McGee
Posted on 09/24/2016 6:39:12 AM PDT by DrDude
Looking for creative ways for Hillary to skip the debate. Suggestions are encouraged.
They sell hillary voodoo dolls. I really want one for the debate but it’s too late to vet one
She has to baby sit her hubby’s dates for the night.
Hmmm....Something both shocking and ridiculous? Okay... What if Bill Cosby accused Hillary of ‘getting him stoned on Hawaiian Punch spiked with vodka and something in a bong’ back in 1993, and having her way with him in the Lincoln Bedroom while her husband watched and smoked Cuban Cigars.
P.S. This is total fiction. I’m just going with the premise.
The carpenters union went on strike and couldn’t finish her new lecturn.
If she does so, Trump should simply purchase that 90 minutes and dwell on the litany of Hillary’s crimes for 30, and on his corrections for the bad things done over the past eight years for 60.
Hasn't she demanded a step stool to even out the perceived height? Hmmm, she might fall off...
She will be there. There's no plausible excuse that could be given for her to miss the debate. You may very well be right also about her getting through the debate without any apparent problem.
h/t Travis McGee
Iran will invade long island.
If she doesn’t stroke out on stage the press will declare her the victor. If she does stroke out Rats & the MSM will declare it Trump’s fault. The “Rat Intelligentsia” will also blame Bush II, the deep thinking “Rat Intelligentsia” will blame Trump, Bush II and Reagan, the very deep thinking “Rat Intelligentsia” will blame Trump, Bush II, Reagan and Nixon!
I predicted she would be at least sitting. Am I losing that prediction.
The noncontagious pneumonia has again reared its ugly head (because she cares too much). Hates to miss, but doctor’s orders.
She looked ok in her last appearance—not great, but ok.
She can last a half hour based on the drugs they give her.
However, the later stages of the debate could get interesting as the drugs begin to wear down....
Exactly! So why would they ask for a step stool unless they were sure they wouldn't get it and could use it to say it's rigged. Just my personal conspiracy theory.
She has already complained of eye trouble.
Not likely. This is the MSM's show. It'll be a "step stool" bolted to the floor, with a vertical steel beam attached, and with Hitlery tied securely to it from behind to keep her upright no matter what affliction might assail her. Think "bitch on a stick."
She has to know that whenever she looks in a mirror or sees pictures of herself and or Mr. Hubbell.
We need to be careful here.
Too many times in the past the Clintons have laid traps where it was predicted something “bad” would happen, and then the event occurs and it was normal.
Hillary could show up at the debate, not show any signs of any illness, and present herself as a calm and in control person. Since many will be tuning in to see what all the fuss is about, it could turn out well for Hillary.
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