Had one tell me he from Florida. I said, oh, you’re right next to Colorado then. He said yes. I asked what city? He said, Boca Raton. I asked what county? And he said he wasn’t authorized to tell me that. LOL
I told him it’s not that your not authorized, its because you don’t even know what a county is—because you’re calling from sh!thole in India or Pakistan, not Florida. I tell them Vishnu was really pissed at him for lying and trying to steal money. Sometimes I tell them I just had one of their cousins for lunch.
Oh! But you have to be complete in your response! Be able to recite all of the seven gods of Hindu they are blaspheming.
Ganesh
Shiva
Kali
Durga
Lakshmi
Vishna
Krishna
One of those ought to catch him!