Your mother sounds wayyy cool!
She’s not bad :)
When I was 16, I got beat up by three guys because I walked into the Italian half of the nrighborhood that was at odds with the half I Lived in. I should have known better. That was dumb to do.
A girlfriend saw me geting clobbered from her bedroom window and called my friends. Before they got there, a car full of my paesans just happened to be driving through and came to my rescue.
BUT the other friends got there after everyone was gone so they went to my house looking for me.
However, me and the other guys had gone to the abandoned highway to drink.
My mother knew something was wrong because my friends at the door were really nervous and and she grabbed a bat from my sports stuff and drove around the neighborhood looking for me lol.
When I got home, man was she mad!!!
And yes, she was/is crazy :)