[Talisker]

Oh for the love of Pete. I’m about to be sick. Is anyone actually listening to this crap? Do these people actually believe this nonsense?

I think the phrase you're looking for is "gag me with a spoon."

And you can have it when I'm done with it, which should be shortly.

[TEXOKIE]

How did you do that? You picked those exact words out of my brain!!!!