Just Stop.
You had me at “Pakistani defenestration”.
de·fen·es·tra·tion
noun: defenestration; plural noun: defenestrations
1.the action of throwing someone or something out of a window.
"death by defenestration has a venerable history"
2.the action of dismissing someone from a position of power or authority.
"that victory resulted in Churchill's own defenestration by the war-weary British electorate"
Origin early 17th century: from modern Latin defenestratio(n-), from de- down from + Latin fenestra window. Translate defenestration to Use over time for: defenestration