Tell Us Your Best Guess for Hillary's Future Scandals

Freep | 04/14/2016 | Charles O'Connell

[CharlesOConnell]

The unofficial Obama Administration motto is "don't do stupid sh_t". Right.

Given Hillary's slight lead, and her amazing history of past scandals (more noteworthy than any 20th century President since Warren Harding), what is your best guess for Hillary's most notorious future scandal?

This prediction should be based on the fact of her being completely oblivious to the concept of Executive Functioning, kind of the behavioral equivalent of the pre-frontal lobe.

1. Impulse Control - thinking before acting
2. Emotional Control - making your intellect the master of your passions
3. Flexible Thinking - allowing you to adjust to the unexpected
4. Working Memory - keeping key information in mind
5. Self-Monitoring - when you made a mistake, "what was I thinking?"
6. Planning & Prioritizing - Hillary should engage a database programmer to replace her current Microsoft Excel ® enemies list
7. Task Initiation - Hillary should focus on starting action on things beyond self-gratification
8. Organization - Hillary will want not to delegate keeping track of things physically and mentally to Huma & Co.

[CharlesOConnell]

I predict that Hillary's Department of Migrant Affairs will focus on foreign lesbians, with special private conferences with the first First Woman.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Paul Ryan: I thought she said we were focusing on Lebanese immigrants.

[GregoTX]

Her scandals as President will come out often, but they will hardly impact her ratings... just like the snake we have now in the oval office.

[subterfuge]

It may not be scandalous, but her most likely gaff will be because of her mouth. She has the emotional IQ of a 12 year old.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

We will have another banking crisis, but when the dust settles we’ll find out that the “banks” being bailed out are Russian and Chinese “investment firms”, i.e. oligarchs and mafioso.

[teeman8r]

death of bill clinton

[Mase]

Congenital liar.

Wasn't she also named after Sir Edmund Hillary before he had climbed Everest and nobody knew who he was?

[surrey]

Whatever it is the media will just yawn.

[moovova]

She’s having Huma’s love child?

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Probably, however she will first admit to having an occasional “lesbian impulse.”

[redangus]

It will be discovered that the email server was left unsecured so foreign entities could access US secrets for fun and profit, and they paid for the privilege by donating to the Clinton Foundation. A clear quid pro quo.

And nothing will come of it because the talking heads and media will ignore the whole thing.

[showme_the_Glory]

Shot while trying to escape prison.

[HomerBohn]

Finally the Vince Foster ‘suicide’ case will be reopened. it will be found that Craig Livingstone killed Vince under orders from Hillary.

Billy Goat knew nothing about it as he was home at the time getting his knob polished.