Posted on 03/24/2016 3:53:37 PM PDT by 20yearsofinternet
this is growing
#CruzSexScandal is trending near tops now on twitter, I can’t keep up on my twitter account, it’s going off like mad and it’s after midnight here
as I typed this, about 40 new tweets came up
This is the story of a boy named Ted
and his mother said
“Jesus Christ, Ted, what were you thinking?”
GodGunsandWomen
This election just blows my mind.
How dare this schmo think he can run for President and not have all his filth get found out and thrown in his face? IQ of 150?? My boy with lowish IQ isn’t as stupid as Cruz.
He’s shoving his Canadian sausage into every woman passing by in every convenient closet, cheating on his taxes and disclosures, tricking voters with sleaze campaigning, and covering his cheating stink with the scent of an old bible.
HOW THE HELL ARE LIMBAUGH, HIS BRO, LEVIN, ETC GOING TO DEAL WITH THIS TOMORROW?? Limbaugh’s been busted in the Enquirer himself. Glen Beck has probably committed suicide by now. How are all those Cruz pushers going to react?
And how far will Cruz lie in his defense? And what if the Slut who went to the Trump camp speaks publicly, sobbing about her 5 minutes in the Closet with Cruz and his Canadian bacon??
Ted’s after the ‘Women’s Vote’, 5 women at a time.
Um I was not calling my beautiful son stupid at all! I meant he would be more smart in behavior! Late, didn’t edit
Yes, the Sam Spade. And yes, I am aware of Liz Mair’s connection, but thanks nevertheless. If only Ted Cruz was a competent liar and cheat, like Nixon...
Really? I’m going to check that out. Thanks for the tip. Twitter is merciless so I can only imagine.
I feel bad for his kids.
Concur. Especially that clip of him kneeling down to try to kiss her daughter on the campaign bus, and she turns away.
Rumor is there are actually ten.
This is the story of a man named Ted
Poor lyin’ pol barely kept It in his shed.
Then one day he was slamming at Don’s wife
Up popped a story to make him regret his life.
Sex, that is.
Campaign girls. Hookers.
Well, the first thing you know Ted’s Weiner’s trending big.
Media say better not vote for that pig.
Said He thought attorney gen was the place he gotta be
But now he’s got trouble hanging on to the senate seat.
Done, that is.
Texas toast, fat divorce.
I’ve felt bad for his kids for a while. Dragged to debates, raised by a nanny, etc.
Ten?!?! Um.... Cruz is no Tiger Woods!! Insanity.
And he stood there at all those debates acting so sanctimonious. I wish we were all lined up in front of him like in the movie Airplane, waiting for a turn to slap his face.
+1
You’re my hero for doing that.
one blog has it at 10 (9 women and a shemale)... and I’m not kidding
LC?
I saw that one.
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