“....Two trucks, one carrying beer and the other hauling chips, collided ...”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Don't worry, it wasn't beer. It was Busch.
Where is that Far Side cartoon where the cat is looking out the window at a collision between a rodent truck and a truck full of small, flightless birds?