“I never find myself wanting for a word”
I don’t doubt that. But this:
“We want to throw our shoes into the machinery. We want to turn over the apple carts and toss tea into the harbor”
is called a “distrupter.”
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/disrupter
“Disrupter” is not a bad word. It can be bad or good, like “explosion.”
It depends on what the disrupter is disrupting or the explosive is exploding and one’s position on what is being damaged.
You believe Trump is a disrupter of the political status quo. Trump certainly talks like one, so I understand why you believe as you do.
I respectfully disagree, however, that Trump is the disrupter you desire.
I believe Trump to be a liberal con man who is pretending to be a disrupter to satisfy his own ends.
Then we agree to dis-agree. As I said, we are given the field to choose from. I too, have always deplored multiple choice tests.