Bill Clinton to Campaign in Las Vegas During National Porn Convention

freebeacon.com ^ | Jan. 21, 2016 | Andrew Stiles

[PROCON]

Bill Clinton is going to Vegas. The former president will speak (solo, obviously) at a campaign event in Sin City later this evening on behalf of his nominal wife, Hillary Clinton.

Clinton's trip happens to coincide with the annual AVN Adult Entertainment Expo at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, just a 20-minute drive from the Advanced Technologies Academy where Clinton is speaking.

[PROCON]

Ha-Ha-Ha

[DouglasKC]

Clinton: “Oooo oooo....I’ll go I’ll go!!!!”

[euram]

He’ll be the guy at the convention wearing a trench-coat, and glasses hanging around the back of the room.

[sickoflibs]

Perfect scheduling!

[IC Ken]

LOL He will drop 200K first day. Truth is stranger than fiction.

[UCANSEE2]

I think Bill 'campaigns' every year at the hotel across the street from the Porn Convention.

[jazusamo]

Why not, he’s just going to visit a lot of friends and acquaintances.

[Slyfox]

So, it's gonna be two-fer event:

[Dr. Ursus]

Clinton looks so bad these days that I doubt he could walk up a flight of stairs.

[nascarnation]

All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him, LOL.

I toured the Clinton Presidential Center in Little Rock last summer. The folks there told me Bill is frequently at the 4th floor residence there (not accessible to the public of course). That’s the one Rush refers to as the “love nest”.

The Univ of Arkansas has its School of Government located on the grounds and old BJ stops in to lecture to the students on various occasions.

I wonder how many of the coeds find their way up to the 4th floor?

[longfellow]

Yeah just can’t make this up.
I will be selling rape whistles there and then retire.

[Huntress]

He’s looked like he has one foot in the grave ever since he had heart surgery.

[PROCON]

Aw, come-on, he's just trying to be a mentor to the girls.

[nascarnation]

True, but Freepers have been predicting his early demise since the 90s.

Leftists with gold plated healthcare seem to live indefinitely (Carter, Castro, Soros, etc)

[Sarah Barracuda]

Yep just a little coincidence LOL

[Slyfox]

Bill Clinton = massive venereal disease.

[Slyfox]

... and here is Willy at the hooker ranch next to the Moonlite:

[Two Kids' Dad]

Dogs will be dogs...

[Huntress]

Interestingly, Slick’s idol JFK often had venereal disease, according to my reading. At least one author (I don’t remember who) speculated that it contributed to Jackie’s miscarriages.

[bigbob]

he lets the ladies do all the work...