And you won’t even shoot your eye out!
You did not grow up with Mattel. Anyone who did knows why that little hole is in the butt of the pistol, and what Greenie Stickum caps were for. It actually shot. Not very far or well, but... About .30 cal brass case with a stout spring, and a grey plastic bullet.
In fact I wore that rig to my Aunt Dorothy & Uncle Ed's for Christmas dinner. (Apparently, it was makeup for not being able to wear it to church, the only other time I normally wore a suit jacket or blazer.) First time I ran into Hoplophobia, and gun free zones.