[Old Sarge]

FLASH FLASH FLASH

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

DTG: 270720R OCT 2015
SU: CLASSIC THREAD
REF: POST #1

1. VKHQ HAS CONFIRMED NOOB POSTER SIGHTING THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.

2. ADVANCE ELEMENTS HAVE IDENTIFIED CLASSIC OR UNDEAD THREAD POTENTIAL. CONFIDENCE IS HIGH, REPEAT CONFIDENCE IS HIGH.

3. ALL ELEMENTS SHALL EXECUTE OPTION “WEDGIE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE. WEAPONS FREE, OPLAN SWIRLIE. FOLLOW-ON POINTING AND LAUGHING ENGAGEMENT IS AUTHORIZED.

4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO FULL ASSET COMMITMENT TO POST-STRIKE WINE-TASTING UPON THE TARGET’S REMAINS.

5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: FRESH/FISH.

6. WE ARE YOUR OVERLORDS. VKHQ SENDS.

EOM EOM EOM

[Viking2002]

Hot DAMN. IBTZ for a change. Looks like we got a DUmmy on Kenyacare meds in the house...........yo, noob: put down that bowl of non-GMO arugula and do something constructive with your life. Start by shaving your legs.

[SaveFerris]

Man, I thought dev.app.elizabeth's posts were post was very insightful.

Such a shame she's gone.