[ETL]

Miracle whip is DISGUSTING! They call it that, because it’s a miracle anybody would eat it! BLEAH!

I believe the other part of its name stems from how slave masters used to whip their slaves to eat it, because they otherwise wouldn't. But I could be wrong. On occasion I am.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

LOL!
They’d have to whip ME to make me eat it!
The name had to do with some machine they invented to mix it, I think.