Posted on 09/01/2015 8:32:54 AM PDT by Reverend Saltine
Today in Historic Bucks County, Pennsylvania, the controversial White Panthers marched fully armed in front of the ACLU Building in downtown Doylestown. They formed ranks—with their assault weapons and assault hats and assault shirts and their assault socks menacingly displayed to full assault view.
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But what was worse, is, they chanted their signature assault theme, “Gonna keel yo azz, gonna keel yo azz, gonna fry yew like frawgs in blankets an’ gonna eet yo dam azz!”
They were later joined by the even more controversial assault group, White Wives Matter— wearing menacingly displayed assault dresses and assault halter tops, some even without assault bras. White Wives Matter frighteningly chanted “Gonna sneek up on yew inna dark, gonna sneek up on yew inna dark, gonna SNEEK up on yew in a dark, an gonna cap yo dam azz!”
Anderson Cooper and Rachel Maddow, noted speakers of truth, wisdom, and the Progressive Way, each fainted and had to airlifted out of the assault area. It was noted that Rachel had been so adamant about covering this story that she even had forgone makeup. Anderson, however, never without at least a little lipstick and blush applied, stuck to his buns makeup-wise.
“The Administration,” (whatever that means) issued a statement: “These assault shenanigans are not acceptable. ANY assault groups who offend or scare our “diverse,” captive, Democrat voters, will be dealt with. Racism, violence, threatening statements, and murder are unacceptable by ANYone! They will not be molly-coddled, handled with velvet gloves, or made into institutionalized terror gangs at the command of evil, twisted, political forces seeking to disrupt, separate, and rule the American People against their will!”
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Excellent satire exposing BLM/NBP party.
I’ve been wondering where the White Panthers were ;-)
Well done.
Where can I get some assault socks?
Rev that was good, but you have no idea how much I was hoping it was TRUE!
If ever this were to really happen, the administration would order the Whites shot. The media would defend the murder and life in the United States would continue its slow descent into hell.
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there are no such white groups that i know of and it would be foolish to field them. the protective laws of America apply to all those within its borders and nobody will be permitted to harm anybody else. Any paramilitary groups attempting to harm others or the US government would assuredly be dealt with very harshly. All this “molon labe” is just so much horse puckey. ANY force, i am sure, would be met with OVERwhelming counterforce by the armed resources of the United States. I do NOT recommend challenging them on this.
Liberalism is a mental disease
No kidding! And I want a matching assault purse. In orange.
right. i said that before i saw this. you’re right on...uh...the spot.
thanks, but just satire: using something true in a silly way to highlight something
i think they can be ordered at salon, msnbc gear, cnn store, and mediamatters
thank kew! :)
Any pictures of the “White Wives Matter— wearing menacingly displayed assault dresses and assault halter tops, some even without assault bras...”?
Inquiring minds want to know.
This brings up a good point- perhaps the GOP can have armed white panthers standing outside voting booths during the elections intimidating voters into either not voting or changing their votes from democrat to republican-
Wonder what the media response will be then? They were nearly silent when the black panthers did that
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Yes. This is a satire piece, right? ;-)
just wear yo socks for a couple of weeks, they will be honorary assault socks
Assault bra:
http://thewellarmedwoman.com/flashbang-holster
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