Make ‘em self-deport. Cut off bennies, and arrest business owners knowingly hiring illegals.
They’ll go running back to Meh-Hee-Co.
We can even sweeten and accelerate the pot by offering incentives to the first volunteers.
The first million get a one-way plane ticket back plus a $1000 check which can be claimed at the local U.S. Consulate six months later.
The second million get a one-way plane ticket back plus a $500 check which can be claimed at the local U.S. Consulate four months later.
The third million get a one-way air conditioned bus ticket (including a nice box lunch) back plus a $300 check which can be claimed at the local U.S. Consulate three months later.
The forth million get a one-way air conditioned bus ticket back (including a nice box lunch) plus a $100 check which can be claimed at the local U.S. Consulate two months later.
The fifth million get a one-way standard bus ticket back plus a sack lunch with PBJ sandwiches, corn chips and room temperature juice or soda pop.
The sixth million get a one-way standard box car ticket back plus a sack lunch with PBJ sandwiches, corn chips and room temperature juice or soda pop.
The seventh million get a one-way standard box car ticket back plus a self-packed lunch.
Anyone reporting for the voluntary deportation amnesty of seven million gets to be fingerprinted and sign a form stating that they will not attempt illegal reentry again. They will also be free to apply for legal entry after three years without penalty.
Those who don't volunteer to be among the first seven million will be barred from re-entry for life. Once we show we're serious, there will be a stampede for the seven million available self-deportation slots.