Posted on 07/25/2015 8:08:21 PM PDT by lbryce
No wonder they all want 72 human virgins. A bear might bite something off. A snake bite would make it fall off. And a horse or donkey might kick then in the head.
Its debatable whether its “72 virgins” or “72 white raisins” as the translation from Arabic to Arabic is kind of confuzzled due to the marks on the word written in Arabic.
If you think this was funny, the Hadiths are full of this kind of shtuff. Like a little devil pees in your nose, the three rocks of course and many more that you cannot just make up.
If I remember correctly in Iran the Ayatollah Khomanie declared it was okay to have intimate relations with domesticated animals and the meat could not be sold in the town in which they lived. He also declared it was okay to have intimate relations with babies as young as one year old and beating your wife was okay.
“My brother, you’re making a pilgrimage to the holiest city in Islam. It’s one of the most important weeks, and not even a full week at that, in your life as a Muslim. You seriously can’t wait a week to have sex with the one you love?”
A little devil pees in your nose. Mohammed
Profits are the dung of capitalism. Pope Frank
Straighten up or a rooster’s gonna perch on your nose and poop on your lip. My grandma
Yeah, you really can’t make this stuff up.
Um, I think you have not read the Koran. At least one of your “no”s is a definite “yes.”
“Inviolate” in the title. I don’t think that’s right.
My autocorrect says it should be “invigorate”.
Embiggens?
Most Mooslims are bisexual - they like sheep and goats. I lived with them in Afghanistan for three years so I know this to be the case.
Inviolate is an adjective and its use as a verb here is wrong.
A better word is “invalidate” or “violate”.
President Obamba “vacationed” in Pakistan with his sugar daddy. What does that tell you?
He’d probably have to wait for Muhammad get off the donkey first so no problem.
‘Inquires If Having Sex With Camel Would Inviolate His Islamic Obligation To Visit Mecca’
“Why, no mo-ham-head, it is a requirement!”
Endless generations of cousin marriage spawns even worse sexual deviation in Islamic culture. But not far removed from liberal promoters of all manner of sexual licence!
I’ve traveled in the Middle East and have come in close proximity to camels several times.And I can assure you that those lady camels can be really cute.
Was he pitching or catching?
His farts don't make noise?
And they think we’re decadent.
They're right. We're decadent. We seriously need to clean up our act. We need to live up to our ideals.
But they're warped, twisted, wicked, depraved, perverted, and rotten. They're past living down to their ideals, and are exploring new territory in demonic foulness.
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