How about sologamy, marry yourself - be single and married at the same time. Good parlor trick, and I’m sure SCOTUS can redefine the words to make it so.
What about the asexuals?
be single and married at the same time
yes...and then we could all cluck our tongues and comment about what a wonderful couple he makes...
or would that be solouple...
How about we just tell "Our 5 Kings" to go, either singularly, or as a group, and F*** themselves?