[CaptainK]

If true, I’m sure they covered themselves by saying she had a deviated septum.

[golux]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: The ENQUIRER and Telegraph, WND, and a few others, including LifeSiteNews believe it or not, are among the last brave news outlets in America.

[DPMD]

And a severely deviated spouse.

[Veto!]

Septum? She has a deviated skull, face, torso, legs, arms and PERSONALITY.

Cannot be fixed in a single lifetime. No cure for stupid, either.