It’s in the Daily Mail so it’s gotta be true, yes?
If the man is Smoking a Pipe and works out of a Garden Shed, it could be true....
Either way, i'll standby with my space based tow-truck to recover the bits for the resulting Public inquiry into " The Excessive use of speed in space"
Thanks for the heads up, i'll get a chair, 'This gonna be good'! :)