Well, lookie here:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/26/world/europe/germanwings-airbus-crash.html
Yup. The first officer must have been Amish. That explains the near debris field. The Amish pilot pushed over vertical at the very end.
Someone call the White Mosque. Their narrative just collapsed. If you like your Airbus, you can keep your Airbus.