Michelle Obama on ‘Hard’ Life at the WH: We Can’t Open Windows

Townhall ^ | March 15, 2015 | Cortney Obrien

[lbryce]

The First Lady visited the "Ellen Show" today and lamented to Ellen Degeneres just how 'hard' her life is in the White House.

Ellen: "Are you used to living in it?"

Mrs. Obama: "First it was like drinking from a fire hydrant. …it was hard."

She explained in more detail.

"The one thing people don't realize is, we can't do little things like open windows."

Outside the 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue walls is just as rough.

"I haven’t been in a car with the window open for like seven years...I look forward to getting in a car and rolling down the window and just letting the air hit my face."

So much to pity.

[BerryDingle]

Mitt Romney has room on his car roof.

[RetSignman]

[I look forward to getting in a car and rolling down the window and just letting the air hit my face.”]

JFK loved that too.

[silverleaf]

Maybe she should open the window of Air Force One on the way to her next luxury vacation

Let the jetstream hit her in the sour puss

omg, does she really expect people to nod sympathetically when she spouts this dribble???????

[eeriegeno]

The two degenerates commiserate, neither within reality...

[silverleaf]

[FreedomOfExpression]

Sarcasm is hard to spot sometimes. I usually look for the / symbol, or even easier, the /s.

Check the post you replied to for one of these telltale signs.

[zzwhale]

the WH will need fumigation to rid the obumbler stench

[Mastador1]

"I haven’t been in a car with the window open for like seven years...I look forward to getting in a car and rolling down the window and just letting the air hit my face."

I wish to hell someone would open a window on the jet next time she is taking one of her many expensive vacays that all the Americans who can't afford one are paying for! Jeezus, Marie Antoinette much?

[skinkinthegrass]

The US citizens on Little Dormede Island are so blessed, they've very far West and
north to hear/smell from Chicago's own "Blue Whale" in the White Mosque. 💩

[skinkinthegrass]

Yeah.. strip it down to Russian/Chinese listening devices and
use American Crowbars/Drywal/Mico-particle paint, then use
Far-Bleze by train-car full. 😩

[haircutter]

check...got ya...will remember that...thanks

(never too late for an old lady to learn)

[clearcarbon]

"Mrs. Obama: "First it was like drinking from a fire hydrant. …it was hard."

I cannot imagine how BO has been able to tolerate this kind of constant humiliation for so long.

[bjorn14]

It’s a rhetorical sarcasm apparently he needed a /s tag.