Years ago, before my WWII service, as a freshman in college our Literature class was given an assignment to write a paper about anything we cared to write about. I chose the topic “Nothing’ and went on for about three pages why ‘Nothing’ was ‘Something’. The lady Prof. thought my rambling was unique but not worth an A.
A man ahead of your time! :-)
Most college professors today are expert in how to turn nothing into a couple of hundred grand a year.