Mormon’s aren’t Christians, their cultists. Taking the word of an anti-Christ Mormon when they yammer about what Christians ought to be like is like listening to Obama lecture us about Christianity today. It’s meaningless because it comes from an anti-Christ.
If you have cable TV, there wont be much on to watch.
If there isnt much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.
If you open your door, you will see mormons.
If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into praying about whether something is true.
If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.
If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!
If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.
DONT be a cultist!
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