HOA rules are like life insurance policies: the ideal one for me is where I am the absolute worst person allowed so everyone around me brings up the neighborhood while no one else brings it down below my standard, just like my ideal insurance will have healthier people bringing down rates and no one unheathier than me pushing rates up.
I did get a nice little trailer cheap because the original owner couldn't keep it at the HOA he was moving into.
Yes...classic line from that episode. Scully and Mulder are bantering back and forth about keeping up appearances as spouses, and Scully mockingly says something like, “Make me feel like a woman,” to which Mulder replies, “Get me a sammich.” :-)