he First Openly-Bisexual Governor in America

Tea Party News Network ^ | February 13, 2015 | Greg Campbell

[Clint N. Suhks]

Pretty much takes away the Sodomite’s excuse that they are born that way.

Now they have to prove they are born both ways.

[LostInBayport]

That’s a man!

[Wiser now]

He’s better looking.

[Salvation]

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[TurboZamboni]

Degrees where you’re only qualified to work in government.

[tumblindice]

She’s as ugly as sin on Sunday. Oregon should pass a law that she has to wear a paper sack over her head.

[RedStateRocker]

I use the principal that I want the government so weak that even in the complete control of the worst people possible it can do little or no damage. This means it can’t do much when people I like are in power, but so be it. It’s why so many of use fervently fought the PATRIOT act and such- it’s not how the act can be used by a good president, it’s how much damage it can do in the hands of a bad one.

[YOMO]

Ease up folks, It doubles her chance for a date.
Believe me she needs all the help she can get.

[Sivad]

Looks like she’s showing off her inner Linda Lovelace.
Her girl toy likely getting pissed about then.

[Secret Agent Man]

The first “I screw anything that moves” Governor moves into vacated position.

God, just wipe clean the West Coast now.

[Secret Agent Man]

Bisexual Governor-to-be eats microphone at first press conference.

[Vendome]

Elizabeth Warren’s squeeze?

[shibumi]

Me think-um Princess Fauxcohontas bring She-Who-Swingum-Both-Ways to Big Teepee and share-um recipe for salmon cheeks.

[NativeSon]

She’s buy-sexual and therefore brings cash to every date.

[Vendome]

LOL

Yer bad!

[cqnc]

I don’t even own a 53 year old bicycle; who would want to ride one?

[shibumi]

And Nationwide!

[Clinging Bitterly]

Two.

In case one of them breaks.