Posted on 12/30/2014 2:33:47 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
My New Year's Resolution just got a lot easier...
I don't know why people think rednecks are dumb, they usually come up with some of the best solutions to problems I've ever seen!
6 have 6-pack abs........actually LOT’S of 6-packs.
I’ve decided that, since getting a six-pack is just too much darned work, I’ll go straight for a keg.
I would have a six pack if it weren’t for big internal organs.
My 6-pack abs turned into a keg.........
When I used to smoke, my view of exercise was wishing that cigarettes came out of the pack already lit.
Hey, if it wasn’t for my spare tire, every time I
got an erection, I’d pass out from lack of blood
to the brain...
LOL you gotta love rednecks.
I was on a plane over the Christmas holiday and in the row behind me there was a Georgia redneck, his darling little daughter who was maybe four years old, and a really sophisticated British lady from London. They hit it off immediately and had the most entertaining, witty, strange-bedfellows type conversations throughout the flight. The whole back of the plane was in stitches listening to them. His accent was ultra down home but he was sharp as a tack and as gracious as a person could be. He and his daughter had this lady totally charmed. It was the coolest thing.
I’ve never belly-laughed as much as when around those folks!
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