Posted on 12/18/2014 6:58:37 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
In an upcoming People magazine interview, Barack and Michelle Obama sit down and discuss life as the First Oppressed Couple of the United States. Hoping to shed light and relate to recent events in Ferguson, Missouri, and New York City, Barack reached into the upstairs White House bedroom of his mind and called upon his famous imaginary son to make an appearance:
The small irritations or indignities that we experience are nothing compared to what a previous generation experienced, President Obama said. Its one thing for me to be mistaken for a waiter at a gala. Its another thing for my son to be mistaken for a robber and to be handcuffed, or worse, if he happens to be walking down the street and is dressed the way teenagers dress.
Once again, Barack Obamas imaginary son has found himself unfairly in trouble with the law. If you recall, his imaginary son was also shot by an imaginary neighborhood watch guard in the same style as Trayvon Martin. But Obamas imaginary son is plucky and resilient and has lived a hard life in the hood so he keeps bouncing back.
In his life, Obamas imaginary son has been shot at, concussed out of football, and racially profiled. Yet he keeps picking himself up and carrying on. Obamas imaginary son should be an example to us all. No matter what kind of imaginary circumstances we find ourselves in, we can continue on with our imaginary lives.
One day this country can hopefully move on from racism experienced by imaginary people and, lets face it, the country doesnt have the best of history of its treatment of imaginary people. We have, however, made progress in the civil rights of imaginary people and for that we, as a country, should be proud. We shouldnt ignore, however, the real truth that racism toward imaginary sons is still a real problem, as our President constantly reminds us. We cant be afraid to have the conversation, no matter how painful it might be, about continuing the racial healing of imaginary people.
President Obama, however, also should look inward and ask why his imaginary son continues to put himself in these situations. Perhaps it is also his own failings as an imaginary parent. Maybe his imaginary son is trying to rebel against the pressures that come with being the first imaginary son of the United States. Perhaps the President can get him some better-fitting clothes and tell him to stay in school instead of having constant run-ins with imaginary police.
Obama himself has been racially profiled so much in his life that, in order to relate to the struggles in Ferguson, he has to cite an imaginary person out of thin air to prove it. Obamas American story apparently isnt overcoming an absent father, being raised by loving grandparents, attending Columbia and Harvard Universities, and becoming President of the United States.
His story, as we are constantly reminded, is been being mistaken for a waiter, something his closest adviser also did to a four-star general. Before [becoming president], Barack Obama was a black man that lived on the South Side of Chicago, who had his share of troubles catching cabs, the First Lady said in the interview.
In the same conversation, Michelle Obama claimed a woman profiled her by asking for help to reach for something off a shelf during her (widely publicized) trip to Target:
I tell this story I mean, even as the first lady during that wonderfully publicized trip I took to Target, not highly disguised, the only person who came up to me in the store was a woman who asked me to help her take something off a shelf. Because she didnt see me as the first lady, she saw me as someone who could help her. Those kinds of things happen in life. So it isnt anything new.
Silly racist peasant asking our Queen for assistance.
The President of the United States seems more comfortable citing the struggles of his imaginary son than the privileged successes of his real daughters. In truth, Obamas son would have attended private schools in Chicago, just like his daughters. He would then be attending Sidwell Private School in DC, just like his real daughters. Obamas imaginary son would get his pick of any college in the world, just like his real daughters. His imaginary son would then go on to any career he chose, in medicine, law, Hollywood, or Wall Street, just like his real daughters. But that doesnt fit the divisive racial narrative so his son lives the hard-knock life.
According to Obama, we still have much work to do in the race relations of imaginary people. Unfortunately, the healing cant begin until the country moves on from this imaginary President
how sad for them....
yep they’ve joined the ranks of Oppressed First Families... going back two hundred years ...now
Im sure George and Martha,,,Washington would feel for them.
when will Obie give up the FRONT??
I’ve been asked for help in WalMart, Target, and many other stores, since I usually wear a tie. I’ve spent a lot of time in a tuxedo, and I’ve been asked to park a car when I was waiting for my own car. Apparently, I’m black and didn’t even know it.
‘lil UN’ I assume is ZERO?
UH HUH...thanks.
I read all the bios on Clinton back in the 90s. Supposedly, Slick had frequent rendezvous's with some hookers. This was when Chelsea was young and before he became president. One of their meet up places was his mothers's lake cabin. One of the hookers got pregnant and she did not do her duty of getting an abortion, but instead gave birth to Danny and I believe she contacted either Bill or Hillary or their staff. I do not know if she got paid for anything.
Now if a known liar tells a girl he is sterile do you think he should really be believed?
His horndog reputation preceded him into office. He has two extramarital children I know of that look just like him.
In the early eighties, I was sitting at a diner in Little Rock with my family. I couldn't help but overhear what the guys in the booth next to us were talking about. The one guy said. "Yeah, did you hear Bill Clinton is talking about running for president?" The other guy said, "What? That man chases more skirts than a horny bobcat. How would he ever get elected?"
Interesting....thanks for info.
not that’s just plain funny
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