I hate shaving, but my beard looks like a bunch of rabid Brillo pads are gnawing at my face. I shave so I won’t hear little girls scream, “Mommy! The Brillo Pads have gone feral!”
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I can understand that. I'm lucky mine stays full no gaps. But it's the hair on the top of my head that decided to leave me LOL. About 20 years ago I worked maintenance in a nursing home and wore coveralls all the time. One resident always called me Santa. Last year close to Christmas I was in Wally World buying a few things and a kid looked at me and ran to his mom. The mom came over laughing and said my so came to me and said Mom there's Santa but he's not in his uniform LOL. I get a kick out of it. My wife of 29 years has seen alleged pictures of me without a beard and says don't shave.
The most fun I had was when I was out of the Navy and going to an adult Voc/Tech school. In the middle of the course I joined the NG's for a year hitch for extra money and Army rules was no beard. The next day my course instructor knew me but the Math instructor didn't. At the urging of the rest of the guys I pranked him the entire class doing weird things and not saying nothing.
LOL.