Esquire Names Penelope Cruz 'Sexiest Woman Alive'

AP ^ | Oct. 13, 2014

[PROCON]

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Penelope Cruz is Esquire's "sexiest woman alive."

Cruz is the 11th woman to be given the title by the magazine. Previous honorees include Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Rihanna, Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson.

[Yo-Yo]

[moehoward]

By a long, long, long, shot.

[IronJack]

Penelope Cruz? Hardly. Not with Katherine Heigl, Charlize Theron, Radha Mitchell, and Natasha Henstridge in the competition.

[longfellow]

I’ve seen better heads on rootbeer.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

I didn’t know Esquire was still publishing a magazine.

[lonestar]

I bet Gweneth Paltrow is mad at the Penelope Cruz news!

[windsorknot]

I like Ted Cruz more.

[Williams]

From their cover photo she looks great. She’s cute but isn’t she also a little heavy. Definitely not the sexiest.

[Liberty Valance]

[Nevadan]

If the label “sexiest woman alive” is to be a legitimate term, it seems to me that they should be choosing women who have not enhanced their sexy factor via plastic surgery.

Of course, in Hollywood that would cut down substantially the number of candidates for consideration.

[IMR 4350]

You say that as if you doubt it.

You do know the Moocher was the centerfold of “Plow Horse Today” don’t you.

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

I don't suppose they looked at all of them, so how can they draw such a definitive conclusion?

I suppose it's all a matter of taste but IMHO aesthetically speaking (speaking purely in generalities), nothing beats those ladies of Spain.

[Delta Dawn]

Let’s go fishing...

[ilgipper]

Charleze Theron is about as beautiful as it gets, but the rest, I agree.

[jetson]

Who would EVER need Viagra with that walking around your house.

[Politicalkiddo]

Ugh. I can’t stand that woman’s “acting”.

[PROCON]

I like Ted Cruz more.

Egad, I hope you're a girl :-)

[Delta Dawn]

That is not a popularity contest either...The biggest qualification for that honor is the ability to pull your own weight...substantial...

[windcliff]

Yeah but they kept her feed bag on.

[PghBaldy]

a middle-aged woman? I guess it is due to her “heritage.”