Same joke different woman
Q: What do you call the woman who wants the perfect husband?
A: An old maid
She’ll never the guy she is looking for because the only guys that would agree with her won’t want to have children
Most guys worth having will want to slide a rack of ribs into the oven in a cake pan every now and then. I know I do.
She reminds me of a sorority girl I dated. She loved to say, “That’s so sad.”
One day I was really hitting it, and she says, “You’re on my hair.”
Yeah, she’s likely to wind up like that wrapped-too-tight Ice Queen in the movie “Idiocracy”, freezing her eggs & patiently waiting by the telephone for the call from the only guy in the western hemisphere who doesn’t secretly think of, or forthrightly call salads “food that food eats”:
“Oh Sandra, will you please take custody of my gonads?” Paul Perfect