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To: tumblindice

Same joke different woman

Q: What do you call the woman who wants the perfect husband?
A: An old maid

She’ll never the guy she is looking for because the only guys that would agree with her won’t want to have children


20 posted on 10/02/2014 8:49:22 PM PDT by Fai Mao (Genius at Large)
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To: Fai Mao

Most guys worth having will want to slide a rack of ribs into the oven in a cake pan every now and then. I know I do.
She reminds me of a sorority girl I dated. She loved to say, “That’s so sad.”
One day I was really hitting it, and she says, “You’re on my hair.”
Yeah, she’s likely to wind up like that wrapped-too-tight Ice Queen in the movie “Idiocracy”, freezing her eggs & patiently waiting by the telephone for the call from the only guy in the western hemisphere who doesn’t secretly think of, or forthrightly call salads “food that food eats”:
“Oh Sandra, will you please take custody of my gonads?” Paul Perfect


37 posted on 10/02/2014 9:03:40 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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