Posted on 09/26/2014 4:35:22 PM PDT by John Semmens
Environmental activist Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. opined that those skeptical of the dangers of climate change ought to be silenced.
"I'm really tired of arguing with these people," Kennedy complained. "It's a drain on my energy. It takes time away from restructuring society along more socially beneficial lines."
Kennedy suggested that "climate skeptics should be put on trial at the Hague as 'war criminals.' Whether people realize it or not, we are at war for the planet's future. On one side are those who want to save the planet. On the other are people who want to stop us from saving the planet."
"If we don't save the planet everyone will die," Kennedy continued. "The actions that would lead to such a catastrophe are a worse crime than any committed by Hitler. So why should these climate change deniers be treated any more leniently than we would've treated Hitler had he not committed suicide?"
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/163674-2014-09-26-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-september-28-2014.htm
You just reminded me to go check out the peoples cube.. thanks!
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I met this puke at Disneyland in 1968 when he was on his father’s shoulders. A few days later the dad was dead.
We have truly bred a nation of anti-constitutional Marxists.
That lot is one of many plagues on America
Well he did say they should be tried for treason and locked up didn’t he. This coming from a guy who drove his ex to suicide. Killing women, a Kennedy tradition but climate skeptics should go to jail, go figure.
He is an example of elitism at its best. He knows better than everyone, he is better than anyone and everyone should just shut up and do exactly what he says. Everyone that came before him was a moron, immoral and wrong about everything that is important. He is going to fix the errors in The Republic, The Leviathan, Utopia and Oceania because he is so intelligent, caring and moral. He is like, well, in all modesty, a god.
Hey idiot RFK Jr, everyone dies anyway. The climate will change whether we are here or not.
And if you’ll notice, a lot of them are filthy rich and spend that money on yachts, jets and multi room mansions.
Even though he was a liberal, George Carlin said it best........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W33HRc1A6c
It may be semi-satire but the Kennedy name is now synonymous with Puke.
Ya, know, I wonder if we played a game of connect the dots, what all these commies would have in common. For instance, how many of these upper-class commies went Harvard?
He is an example of elitism at its best. He knows better than everyone, he is better than anyone and everyone should just shut up and do exactly what he says. Everyone that came before him was a moron, immoral and wrong about everything that is important. He is going to fix the errors in The Republic, The Leviathan, Utopia and Oceania because he is so intelligent, caring and moral. He is like, well, in all modesty, a god.
Like all Progressives, he is tyrannical.
You add a disclaimer in the title of the thread, and it looks like you still suckered a bunch of people.
There’s not reading the thread, and there’s not reading the title which is on a whole other level.
Why would you call yourself out at the title.
That, all by itself, was sohhhh ripe for commentary from the hip...
you organiZed The hit?
Are you sure this is satire?
I have to say, JS is gonna kill one of us one of these days! I have put my foot in it often enough that I had to really begin paying attention into who started the thread.
It’s funny that I can say something like that, and mean it as a complete complement. In this specific context, that usually means the author is attaining his goals! And as I stated above, there been a couple times I’ve begun reading one of these threads and felt my blood pressure rise…
I have had the conversation often enough on these types of threads with the very author that, satire seems to become increasingly difficult to execute. I have always been of the opinion that for satire to function, it must be distinguishable from the truth. The sad thing is, things have seemed to become so outrageous on ongoing basis, that seems like it is impossible to distinguish satire from reality if there aren’t references to things like people eating babies or something like that.
And even then.
But, as the author aptly illustrates… Satire can still be done… :-)
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