[SWAMPSNIPER]

I was helping a professor from the local college get repair parts for his water heater. I asked him if it was 110 volts or 220 volts.

He answered, "yes".

[W.]

Gotta watch them profs. Had one complain his upright freezer wasn’t cold enough. He demonstrates this to me by opening the door, putting in a room-temp dial thermometer, closing the door for ten seconds, then opening the door, pointing to the thermo reading 50° and exlaiming “See?” And everything in there was frozen, rock-hard. Argh.