Whiskey shortage coming your way

Fox News ^ | May 13, 2014

[TheProducer]

One of the oldest distilleries in the country is warning of what some observers are calling a

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

Drinking whisky is the same importance to you as going to Church???

Houston, we have a problem!!!

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

A certain man from Montana said OLD CROW tasted like paint thinner.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***Coke for color, iodine to add taste and coal tar from hair tonic for aging.***

Sounds similar to the old trader formula for Indian Whiskey except for the Coke.

Add alcohol, iodine, a few rattlesnake heads, red pepper to give it some kick, and some plug tobacco for color and to make them sick. Steep, strain and bottle.

I found the recipe years ago in a Western magazine. It is mentioned in the movie THE CHEYENNE SOCIAL CLUB.

Indians loved it.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

The OT does mention bringing in a drink offering of wine and “strong drink”.

[Professional Engineer]

Texas has some fine distilleries. Rebecca Creek, Texas Silver Star and Red River are my current favorites.

[BipolarBob]

No where did I say "the same importance". It was the fact you went to a thread discussing whiskey to tell people abstinence is a better choice and saves money. That would be similar to going to a church thread and tell them the same thing. I never placed values on the thread but questioned your modus operandi.

[shibumi]

Non-reponding Blogpimp calling itself "The Producer"
has just produced a self-directed lightening bolt.

I guess stealing copyrighted material
and pimping it here aint such a good idea.
(That and posting thread after thread without commenting.)

[TheOldLady]

So long, The Producer (Posting History)
Hat Tip to Shibumi, who pinged me
Plagiarizing blogpimp, unresponsive to FReepers' posts, is rewarded with a crispy butt
and a one-way trip to the Viking Kitties' mess hall


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[SunkenCiv]

Now *that* was a Zot. The only thing missing was a Viking helmet and/or automatic weapons fire. :’)

[Osage Orange]

Basil Hayden’s is pretty good.

[TheOldLady]

He’s dead, Jim.

[Darksheare]

Alcohol based undead thread to add to the quart of gin inspired one?
What Happened When the Mods Pulled My Post?

[TheOldLady]

I feel left out. There is nothing on this thread about smoky Islay Scottish whiskies, which are my favorites.

Ardbeg is great. ;-)

[Arrowhead1952]

After looking at your posting history, you deserve the full sized ZOT. Just posting threads and zero replies.

[Arrowhead1952]

Can’t believe I missed this N00b. Oh well, not everyone is perfect.

[Osage Orange]

But I know CPR..Bones!!!

[stevio]

Fortunately for me, bourbon makes my mouth water, not in a good way. I’m a Canadian Whiskey man.

[Col Freeper]

Wellll, you definitely can't say you weren't warned ... bet you're not producing any blog hits now, are ya?

[Delta 21]

Its never too slow a night for a ZOT.

[skinkinthegrass]

i see the kitties, are lettin' the big cat dine tonight.