Posted on 04/01/2014 5:24:05 AM PDT by Gefn
I GOT ONE!
They found the the missing Malaysion Flight in the Indian Ocean......
April Fools!
Yeah, my kids pulled that on me one year. I was mad, but they all laughed their heads off, so it turned out ok. Of course, it was their father who taught them how to do it successfully.
Several years ago I had a daughter-in-law that would call us and announce she was pregnant on Aprils Fools Day. The second year she tried it we were ready. I had her mothet act like she was complaining of a heart attack after hearing the news and I had one of those pocket sound effect generators that had pretty realistic sounding ambulance sirens iver the phone. My wife was great. She made it sound so real and I acted like I was talking to he ambulance driver and everything and even had a scanner on to make it sound like real chatter going on in the background and told my daughter-in-law that I had to go because I had to ride in the ambulance with her mom to the hospital and even told her which hopital i was taking her too. We were snickering so much it sounded like pig farm after I got off the phone with her. She texted us back and gorth and even said she was aout to go to the hodpital when I texted, “April Fools!”
She has never pulled the “I’m pregnant!” since....: )
That’s a beauty.
Several years ago I had a daughter-in-law that would call us and announce she was pregnant on Aprils Fools Day. The second year she tried it we were ready. I had her mothet act like she was complaining of a heart attack after hearing the news and I had one of those pocket sound effect generators that had pretty realistic sounding ambulance sirens over the phone. My wife was great. She made it sound so real and I acted like I was talking to he ambulance driver and everything and even had a scanner on to make it sound like real chatter going on in the background and told my daughter-in-law that I had to go because I had to ride in the ambulance with her mom to the hospital and even told her which hospital i was taking her too. We were snickering so much it sounded like a pig farm after I got off the phone with her. She texted us back and forth and even said she was about to go to the hospital when I texted, “April Fools!”
She has never pulled the “I’m pregnant!” since....: )
I can haz cheeseburger has come up with a clothing line for cats here.
http://cheezburger.com/8129843712
It’s very funny.
“Dave’s not here man.”
Dumbest joke ever but oh so funny the first time
Putin retreats from Ukraine border, claiming obama’s sanctions were too hard to endure.
Anything Jay Carny says about ObamaCare numbers.
We shut off the house water main valve this morning so the kids couldn’t turn on the shower for school.
You left out the next two verses where the apostles question the meaning and Jesus gives the explanation.
I signed up for government mandated ObamaCare last night in 15 minutes (maybe less)...and I saved thousands of bitcoins.
‘’Correct, when the rich man asked Jesus how he could get into heaven, Jesus said “sell everything you have, give it to the poor and follow me”.
What he did NOT say was “establish a system of progressive taxation...”’’
Correct again. And Jesus was addressing THAT man in particular because he knew the man’s heart was attached to his wealth and would take priority in his walk. God’s got to be first.
Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi were just admitted into MENSA.
Did ya hear—Obama has signed an excutive order that he will stand for a 3rd Term—Harry Reid has indicated that Obama will not need to run for office and that the Senate and GOP leadership will approve his next term by voice vote! Hillary will be his new VP.
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