“I’m pretty sure it was Zeus who spoke Greek...”
You believe in Zeus too as part of your religion?? This gets weirder and weirder.
I only know God chose to preserve NT writings in Greek. As Christians, we don’t believe in Zeus like you guys.
No, then why do you salivate over his language? Maybe there is more to it's appeal to you than you realize?
I'd suggest you know far littler than you claim to know PU, certainly NOT the mind of the Almighty - by any stretch...