No, sorry you’re wrong, this is the most bizarre conspiracy theory of them all. I mean, afro hair implants? With detailed illustrations of scars? Who could have thought of that? Aliens? Can’t beat this one! (But I’ll wait impatiently.)
You're not wrong, but the funny thing is, after being around since 2003, I could see it coming. The only way the Subud Conspiracy was going to work was a scalp replacement. And sure enough, I didn't have to wait long.
But when I post an image of zero with Maya at the Golden Gate Bridge, showing he had an afro, I'm a Mossad Agent?
What are we dealing with here?