[Fred Nerks]

...this is the most bizarre conspiracy theory of them all...

You're not wrong, but the funny thing is, after being around since 2003, I could see it coming. The only way the Subud Conspiracy was going to work was a scalp replacement. And sure enough, I didn't have to wait long.

But when I post an image of zero with Maya at the Golden Gate Bridge, showing he had an afro, I'm a Mossad Agent?

What are we dealing with here?

[freepersup]

I knew it! Batman was a Mossad agent. (head slap) Finally. A conspiracy theory that makes entire sense. I’m going out to buy some lottery tickets.

[Revolting cat!]

Another possible theory could be developed from what the Polish Foreign Affairs Minister Radek Sikorski once said (you can check that), and that is that Obama has some Polish blood. This statement caused some diplomatic brouhaha, and Radek subsequently withdrew it, but what's been said had been said!

Obama has some Polish blood, he said. His African ancestors ate a Polish missionary.