You're not wrong, but the funny thing is, after being around since 2003, I could see it coming. The only way the Subud Conspiracy was going to work was a scalp replacement. And sure enough, I didn't have to wait long.
But when I post an image of zero with Maya at the Golden Gate Bridge, showing he had an afro, I'm a Mossad Agent?
What are we dealing with here?
I knew it! Batman was a Mossad agent. (head slap) Finally. A conspiracy theory that makes entire sense. I’m going out to buy some lottery tickets.
Obama has some Polish blood, he said. His African ancestors ate a Polish missionary.