REPORT: Barack and Michelle 'Sleeping in Separate Bedrooms'- 'Smart $ has the Marriage Doomed'

Reaganite Republican ^ | 28 December 2013 | Reaganite Republican

[Reaganite Republican]

'...with his public approval rating plummeting after 

the disastrous roll­out of his 'Obamacare' health plan... 

now he’s walked smack into the worst marital crisis of his life'

Reports in the tabloid National Enquirer (don't laugh- they broke the John Edwards story when the candidate himself dismissed it as 'made-up' and most everybody else thought it too crazy to be true) have President Obama and his beard wife basically separated and no longer sharing the presidential bed these days. With the last straw being his flirting with the blondie Danish PM at Nelson Mandela's wake, 'inside sources' also had her locking him out of their Chicago home and 'seriously discussing divorce'...

Given the publicly-displayed animosity, various death stares, and consistently graceless immaturity we've seen from these two in the past, not exactly what you'd call a 'surprise'... but such first-hand accounts of a marriage on-the-rocks still count as a revelation.

Voice-of-Russia put a piece out a couple days ago where WH staff sources said Michelle bit her tongue for a couple days, until they were back in the private confines of the White House-- then said they heard her fully unload on Barry with 'I've had enough!'. 

The sources noted that Barack has humiliated Mi­chelle before, but this incident was played out dramatically on the world stage. 'Practically everybody on the planet saw what he did and realized that the President has absolutely no respect for his wife'.

Conservative Infidel National Enquirer

Wikipedia   Voice of Russia

[sunrise_sunset]

We have a first lady with a weave.

[riri]

Exactly. Americans are like doe eyed six year olds--they can't seem to wrap their heads around this fact.

But, then, I had Freepers on here insultingly and rabidly insisting that Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley were really married and REALLY in love.

Some people are too idealist for this world.

[Slyfox]

Both Obama’s are in this job for the perks and benefits.

Moochie had to be talked into the match by Jesse Jackson. He assured her that if she went through with it and he made it to the White House she would be set for life and would never have to worry about money.

She is getting paid a lot to do stunts like this:

[ExTexasRedhead]

Three bagger along with the likes of Pelosi and Hitlery, IMO.

[fatnotlazy]

The Obamas have a cushy life, and in the long run, the daughters will suffer for it. Oh, it's nice being able to get anything they want, including all those lavish vacations — all paid for by the taxpayers. But eventually, the gravy train will reach the end of the line, and the girls will become adults unable to fend for themselves. I envision reading about one or both of them — on crack, unwed mothers with no marketable employment skills. That will be a tragedy.

[arthurus]

I think everything about this administration is an off Broadway play set in a carnival funhouse. Nothing about it is as it seems, or at least as it seemed in the beginning to the less attentive sort.

[arthurus]

Kenyan firsts.
First Mulatto President
First Moslem President
First Communist President
First Indonesian citizen President
First Homosexual-American President
First citizen of the British Empire President

[Dacus943]

"... the President has absolutely no respect for his wife"

A big part of me thinks he has no respect for the USA!

[ottbmare]

I don’t know why people keep saying these things. LOTS of homosexual men are not only capable of fathering children, they can maintain a façade of marriage for years. Many homosexuals of both genders can and will have relations with the opposite sex. I’m sure the older girl, at least, is Obama’s biological child—she looks very much like him and his mother. The younger one, who knows.

[Vaduz]

No problem he still has his first love,self.

[LibertarianLiz]

I was watching the “body language” of this woman since he was first running for POTUS. She seemed perpetually angry and a very unhappy woman. I have been telling my hubby since the 2008 election that these two would be the first former POTUS and FLOTUS to divorce after he leaves office. I stand by my prediction, having seen nothing from the two of them to make me change my mind about the nature of their relationship.

[LibertarianLiz]

The younger one, who knows.

The family resemblence for the "younger one" can be seen in Michelle's brother. I have always thought she looked like Michelle's brother. (Now, I am NOT suggesting anything like incest here, just that the family genes are there. My youngest daughter looks very similar to my husband's sister.)

[ExCTCitizen]

While I was shopping the other day, I saw that headline in one of the scandle sheets. I didn’t know FR was a scandle sheet.

[NormsRevenge]

He’ll always have Bo and Sunny.. and Reggie.

She may keep her Secret Service man around awhile.

The kids will grow up, move on and live in Hollywood and do a reality show.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Well when the husband is gay you know that marriage ain’t going to do too well.

Or the wife? How does one explain the bliss of the De Blasios?

[martin_fierro]

*guffaw*

[Syncro]

Is she eating a taco?

Is Barry her beard?

[fortheDeclaration]

She was only his ‘beard’ anyway.

[fortheDeclaration]

She is chronically unhappy and frequently angry

Sounds like the stereotypical Black woman as depicted constantly in the media.

[Drayah]

The girls IMHO look like neither of them.